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i am very upset and in shock that that image is my face

never let something like that happen to your face it aint cool

dinosaur bucket hat @ urban outfitter: $900

my friend amanda who i’ve known since i was an embryo and basically all through my mom’s crowning, asked me to take her headshots last week and uh???? apparently people pay hUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS of dollars to get their headshots done, and this was my first experience actually like setting out to do headshotty type portraits and it was so much fun and they came out amazingly? so uh can i start a headshot photography business that will be titled “AJ and Erica’s Future Fund” ????? for real if you live in new york city and are an actor or some crap like that hmu thanks PSA Out

i’m editing like 938493 headshots i took and i have to make them all the same size after cropping and shit and there isn’t a “size all” option so i have to open each individual image and copy and paste the dimensions and i was in the middle of talking to AJ where i copied and pasted to him a bunch of anguished emojis because he said he was wearing a sweater and then went back to my work and i hit paste and then i kept pressing enter and i didn’t realize why i kept getting an ERROR ERROR SCREEN 
TRU

i’m editing like 938493 headshots i took and i have to make them all the same size after cropping and shit and there isn’t a “size all” option so i have to open each individual image and copy and paste the dimensions and i was in the middle of talking to AJ where i copied and pasted to him a bunch of anguished emojis because he said he was wearing a sweater and then went back to my work and i hit paste and then i kept pressing enter and i didn’t realize why i kept getting an ERROR ERROR SCREEN 

TRU

elizards:

Adam Levine decided to refer to his wife as “prey” and then stalk her and (presumably) sexually assault her after she denies him in his new video? Great marriage. Also loving all the comments from women that say “he can stalk me anytime!” Who listens to maroon 5 though? And Adam Levine is ugly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpgTC9MDx1o 

how many psychotic boys are gonna watch the “animals” video and mimic this shit thinking that women will be into getting stalked and raped and murdered because of how it’s being sexualized in this video, IN ADDITION to them already thinking it’s an ok thing to do in the first place. literally who thought this was a good idea i’m in shock. obviously maroon 5 (who) was trying to do a ~*cool creepy sexy american horror story type of theme*~ with this video but are they blind to the age group that their fans are and how fucking unstable fans of “sexy white celebrities” are. like did you see all the violent racism towards FKA Twigs because she’s allegedly dating robert pattinson twilight dude, from HIS FANS? unstable brainwashed uneducated gross etc like as a celebrity i’m sorry but you have a fucking responsibility to not pump out horrible shit to twisted impressionable adolescents and you need to call them out and educate them too. probably that women are human beings that shouldn’t be HUNTED and won as a prize and our existence isn’t owed to anyone? uhhhhh did the premeditated murders out in isla vista california by elliot rodger never fucking happen??? a REAL LIFE horror movie basically? did people forget about that??  ew gross goodnight

sendeccentric:

Wings by HAERTS

Is he smiling??? Disgusting.

Is he smiling??? Disgusting.

hughdancydance:

femininewritings:

fkef:

king-of-aces:

thickienicki:

kobetyrant:

Britney is younger than Bey…

white people age like milk lol

Lmao

yeah. the stress of having your parents financially dependent on you since childhood, learning disabilities, mental illness, two divorces, and drug and alcohol abuse will age you. 

not to say bey has had it easier since you know, racism. but bey definitely has class privilege and as far as we know, health/ability privilege over britney. but yeah, go on and say how poorly britney has aged. It’s not like she’s been working and paying her family’s bills since she was like 15.

I have to agree on this…it’s not fair to make racial comments about one woman in comparison to another. As women, we need to be trying to cooperate with each other, not tear each other down. It only perpetuates an endless damaging cycle, in my humble opinion.

Not to mention the fact that Beyonce, the woman who stood in front of the word Feminist in big letters on national television, probably would be really upset to see that people are saying things like this. 

Also 

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She looks just fine to me. 

You know how when you work out sometimes u b sweatin mad hard and then your hair starts bein on some o dat FKA Twigs type shit

You know how when you work out sometimes u b sweatin mad hard and then your hair starts bein on some o dat FKA Twigs type shit

*makes avocado spinach pesto & cheese omelet and pours salt directly into hangnail because is A Bad Bitch*

extended my returning flight from minnesota so now i’m gonna be there for five weeks instead of three AND my flight is first class is this what fame is rly like

also i’m kind of genuinely thinking about bringing charlie with me but at the same time LOL exceptttt my entire family and the rest of our cats need a serious vacation from his bullshit and it’s really not fair that i’m leaving them to give charlie his fluids by themselves for 5 weeks so idk i guess we’ll see how bringing 35 needles and 4 bags of saline fluids will fly through security. also wait charlie’s diseased lil chicken nugget turd kidneys would probably like, pop if they went 378247387 feet up in the air on an airplane. 

i resent every single cat owner who doesn’t have to go through this shit with their babies. i’m talkin enviously green, hot wet resentment.

these hangnails definitely did not exist while i was swimming in buckets of baby drool at my job this morning. definitely were not there when i casually almost got hit by a car as i was biking home because, like, there was no hangnail on that middle finger that i presented. honestly these hangnails did not show up until my mom and i left forever 21 earlier this evening. swear to god that all their sweatshop workers have little voodoo dolls of all of the assholes like me that shop there so that we can understand what they are going through. powerful shit in my opinion i have some things to think about.

soothing as h*ck